Today's jokes [7.6.14]
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Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
Lots of room!
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He
stepped closer to hear what they were saying: "I see you, and I'll raise
you another sixty thousand."
Why can't Frankenstein have children?
Because his nuts are on his neck.
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