Today's stories [6.27.14]

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I WAS WITH A GROUP of Air Force officers touring the battleship New Jersey,
and we had to do a great deal of climbing up and down and twisting around
inside the ship. As we emerged onto the deck where we had started the tour,
one of our group exclaimed, "Now I understand why a captain goes down with
his ship. He can't find his way out of it!"


Sent by Lynette

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its weight and
always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of ... ?)
(Did the government pay for this research?)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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