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I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.  I called someone.  They
went "Aaaaahhhh..."


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Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count;
everything that counts can't necessarily be counted.

(Einstein) 

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"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
   Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
   --- Katharine Hepburn


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'Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be least disappointing'

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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we dislike.

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