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G. C. Lichtenberg: 
     "The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking
about what you could have done."

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I'll have to admit the first part of my marriage was happy.
   But then, on the way from the ceremony to the reception ...


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I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.

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Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it
           happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
           simply one of those things which happen from time to time."


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"American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat --
It's F**king close to water!" 

     -Monty Python's Eric Idle 

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