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don't hit a man with glasses... hit him with a baseball bat

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"There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And
then there is California."

                                   --Edward Abbey

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Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding
   you.
   -- Old Farmer's Almanac


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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?

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"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."

                                  - Joseph Stalin

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