Today's quotes [6.7.14]
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don't hit a man with glasses... hit him with a baseball bat
"There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And
then there is California."
Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding
-- Old Farmer's Almanac
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?
"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."
- Joseph Stalin
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