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Erica Jong:
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever 
see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

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Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.


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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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ON DATING
   When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional
   division by zero.


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My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other ...
So now it's just a waiting game.

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