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Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it


The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the
   second day you're off it.
         Jackie Gleason


"This is your brain on IDE..."
                        -- me


Seen on a cesspool truck 'round Boston:

"A flush beats a full house" 


I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With
Pail...  Kitten On Fire.


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