Today's quotes [6.5.14]
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Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the
second day you're off it.
"This is your brain on IDE..."
Seen on a cesspool truck 'round Boston:
"A flush beats a full house"
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With
Pail... Kitten On Fire.
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