Today's quotes [6.4.14]
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"An author once told me I must find my muse before I could write. When I
finally found her, she was wearing a rubber helmet, a latex catsuit, a very
tight corset, an armbinder, and ballet-toe boots with seven inch heels. I
suspect I am not meant to be a writer."
For the love of the Lord God, give us a pair of slave women as
alms, because we are spending the pittance we have entirely on hired
--An abbess to the queen of Portugal, 1500s
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
If you can't beat them...arrange to have them beaten.
"... It's easy if you try."
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
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