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"I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I do
believe in spooks" 
             
                                                         -- the Cowardly Lion

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"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit." 

Enoch Powell.

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
   give the wrong answers.
   -- A Bit of Fry and Laurie


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"Evertything that I truley love is either immoral, illegal, or 
fattening"

Sent by Moses

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In spite of the costs of living, It's still popular.

                     -- Kathleen Norris -- 

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