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"I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." 

Bob Hope.

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"Don't be so humble - you are not that great. " 
    - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat 

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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember,
we were way ahead of you.

David Letterman

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If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.

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"From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however,
       makes a life." -- Arthur Ashe


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