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"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)


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As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls.
  
               --Pat Metheny

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* Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.


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A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in
   business.
         Shelley Berman


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Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. 

- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower 

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