Today's quotes [6.24.14]
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I never let schooling interfere with my education
"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous."
"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
-- Karen Peisley
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
It's like having a little pet for your face.
There are two essential basic strategies for success in business:
Never reveal all you know
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