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I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                              --Mark Twain


"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous."

    - Noah 


"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
                        -- Karen Peisley


Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
   It's like having a little pet for your face.
         Anita Wise


There are two essential basic strategies for success in business:
        Never reveal all you know


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