Today's quotes [6.20.14]
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"My favorite conspiracy theory I saw in a cartoon the other day ...
it was called 'Oliver Stone's Titanic' and it showed a second iceberg."
- James Cameron, director of Titanic: interview conducted by Online Tonight,
Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.
If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is
a conservative who's been arrested.
"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough
to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials."
A personal injustice is stronger motivation than any instinct for philanthropy.
-- Dr. Lowji Daruwalla, in A Son of the Circus, by John Irving, 1994
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