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"When life hands you a lemon, say 'Oh yeah, I _like_ lemons, what else
 ya got??'"
                        -- Henry Rollins


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"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a 
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
        
             -- P. J. O'Rourke -- 

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I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are
   vastly underpolluted.
   -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining
   whywe should export toxic wastes to Third World countries


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* Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you
       think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
         1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
         2. Advising the President.
         3. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
       --David Letterman


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sorry I'd have written something shorter but I didn't have the time

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