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"This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
 involving high colonics"
                        -- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
                                song AEnema


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* Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.


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Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"

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I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to
touch our toes, he would have put them further up on
our body.

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"How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill
your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you
bloody well feel like it."

                                      --Edward Abbey



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