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"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and
butter will be cut right out from under your feet." 

     - Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin 

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Left to themselves, all things go from bad to worse.


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"I hacked into Microsoft, and all I got was this lousy source code."

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"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
                        -- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
                                without any warning whatsoever


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"It's a smoker's joke."
"What's a smoker's joke?"
"Cancer."
                        -- Abraham, Alasdair, Abraham


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