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"'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I
 said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I"


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"A critic is like a eunich: he knows exactly how it ought to be done."

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"I just played two games of tetris in parallel... I won..."
                        -- Adrian


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"I just woke up, I'm 40 miles from my car and I can't remember where I left my
 trousers. I think I'm going to be a little late."
                        -- Someone's employee, rec.humor.funny


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Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.


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