Today's quotes [6.14.14]
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"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy;
foreigners always spell better than they pronounce."
-- Mark Twain
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a
woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the
Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
-- Quentin Crisp
"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
-- The Usenet Oracle
"Disappointment doesn't kill."
"Yeah, rejection kills. Disappointment only maims."
-- Noelle, Abby, "The Truth about Cats and Dogs"
* There was a man who said "I never knew what happiness was until I
got married... and then it was too late!"
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