Today's quotes [6.13.14]
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Sleep is death without the responsibility.
"In the beginning there was nothing... then there was EXCEL 97... Hmm... Okay,
before that there were some other versions of Excel... and some nachos.
But nothing else... and Excel 97 did calceth thy numbers and it hath
plotteth thy data... And lo, it was draggeth-and-droppethed into thy lesser
applications... And this was good and the world was at peace and stuff."
-- Excel 97 Hidden Credits
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two.
One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
brightly colored machine tools.
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
* One good turn gets most of the blankets.
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