Today's quotes [6.12.14]
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Never consult a woman about her rival, a coward about a war,
or a merchant about a bargain.
"If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns."
Trust no one.
Only those who you trust can betray you.
-- Robert Goodkind --
* Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your
triumphs or how tragic your defeats---approximately one billion
Chinese couldn't care less.
"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
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