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In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of people 
angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. 
     -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 

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"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself." 

Emo Philips.

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Trust everyone.
It's not like you have any really important secrets.

                                       --me--

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.

4. 




"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of
 ascension."

-- In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers


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