Today's jokes [6.9.14]
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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a
Q:What's another term for lesbian?
"But this isn't an engagement ring." the young lady protested.
"Why it's just a tiny unset diamond."
"Yeah ! I know." said the fellow, "And, it'll be mounted in a
cluster around a big one, the very day after you are."
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful
17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go
to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to
him, "So, tell me, how was it?"
"Oh, it was beautiful," says the man. "The sun, the surf, we made love
almost every night, we--"
His friend interrupts him. "A man your age! How did you make love almost
"Oh," says the man, "we almost made love Monday, we almost made love
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
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