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Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.
The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he has
to listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting "One,
two three,, two three, uhh..." In the morning, the second
dwarf says to the first dwarf, "So how was it?" The first dwarf says,
"It sucked. I couldn't get a hard-on all night." The second dwarf says,
"You think that's bad? I couldn't even get up on the fucking bed." 


The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.
Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know
how little you think of his evil!"
The dying man said nothing.
The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing.
The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the Devil and his evil?"
The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I
ought to aggravate anybody!"


   One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they
   offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a
   business trip. Seeking some valuable testimonials, the PR unit of the
   airline sent out letters to the wives who took advantage of the offer.
   I understand both written and telephoned responses are still flooding
   their offices asking, "What trip ?"


Q: Who makes more money, a whore or a drug pusher?
A: The whore because she can lick her crack and use it again.


What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.


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