Today's stories [5.31.14]
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IDIOTS WITH COMPUTERS
I worked with an individual who plugged her power strip back
into itself and for the life of her, could not understand why
her system would not turn on.
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick
up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally
locked in it. We went to the service department and found amechanic
working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I
watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door
handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the
technician,"it's open." The young man answered, "I already got that side."
My twin sister and I had been out on our first double date. I immediately
walked in the house after the date, but my sister stayed outside to kiss
her date goodnight. My mom was curious to see what they were doing. In
order to see, she had to step on the toilet lid in the bathroom to see out
the window. It was dark and she failed to close the lid so she slipped
into the toilet. She was really embarrassed when she came into the front
room with wet feet and had to explain why.
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