Today's quotes [5.9.14]
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It was so cold, the town flasher ran up and described himself.
Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly
Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...
The wise never marry, and when they marry, they become otherwise.
With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand
miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and
still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no
such thing as progress.
-- Ransom K. Ferm
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