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"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."
       -- Unknown


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A hospital is a place where men keep asking the nurses
for dates and the nurses keep giving them prunes. 

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"I wouldn't touch ActiveX with a 10-foot polecat. I might, however, let one
 loose on the developers."
                        -- cddukes@eos.ncsu.edu


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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

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"... standing in my yard, where they tore down the garage, to make room for
 the torn down garage..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "A Self called Nowhere"


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