Today's quotes [5.6.14]

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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. 

Lieberman's law:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody
listens.

"... you know Ross, looking at you here... like this... legs akimbo...
 I could _GO_ for you mate... I reckon you're bloody _gorgeous_..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital

"People are always playing with my things."
                        -- Brett "Bwettles" Hayne

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

                                                          -- George Bernard Shaw

(speaking of his family's habit of laughing over his father's drunken
escapades)

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