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Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food.  My
argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous.  Besides, I
haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.


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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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"I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now
 I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to
 confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?"
                        -- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital


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   Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
   Welcome to our ool.
   Notice there's no P in it.
   Please keep it that way.


  

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"MSDOS has to be one of the suckiest OSes ever."
"Umm... a small technical point. Messy-Dross is _not_ a true operating
 system. It's a program loader with a hardon and delusions of grandeur."
                        -- Gary Barnes, Valdis Kletnieks
                                from alt.sysadmin.recovery


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