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"A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his
 morning meal.
 'I would like to give you this personality test', said the outsider,
 'because I want you to be happy.'
 Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster,
 saying: 'I wish the toaster to be happy, too.'"
                        -- AI Koans, from the Jargon File,
                                http://www.ccil.org/jargon/


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Love is a many-splendored thing. Until you have to explain
to 300 million people why your splendor "by-product" is
causing a tax hike to cover the new Presidential Emergency
Dry-Cleaning Fund. Then it's just a pain in the ass. 

    - Alisa Meadows 

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If love is blind, then why do they make lingerie?

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"Why is the sky blue?"
"It's a fault in the universe's ray tracing algorithm."
                        -- me, AndrewR


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"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them 
almost anything"
--HERB GARDNER

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