Today's quotes [5.4.14]
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"A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his
'I would like to give you this personality test', said the outsider,
'because I want you to be happy.'
Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster,
saying: 'I wish the toaster to be happy, too.'"
-- AI Koans, from the Jargon File,
Love is a many-splendored thing. Until you have to explain
to 300 million people why your splendor "by-product" is
causing a tax hike to cover the new Presidential Emergency
Dry-Cleaning Fund. Then it's just a pain in the ass.
- Alisa Meadows
If love is blind, then why do they make lingerie?
"Why is the sky blue?"
"It's a fault in the universe's ray tracing algorithm."
-- me, AndrewR
"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them
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