Today's quotes [5.30.14]
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I've always thought that underpopulated countries in
Africa are vastly under polluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank,
explaining why we should export toxic wastes to
Third World countries
The internet is a great way to get on the net
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep!
"What are you clearing your throat for?"
-- tanya, Alasdair
Humanity is divided into two: the masters and the slaves.
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