Today's quotes [5.3.14]
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"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and
women lay better..."
"Which is better, Freebsd, or Linux?"
"FreeBSD because it has a cooler md5:
fd861d80cc9153edc2d68a3d67980385 is much better than
-- Daniel Swan, Marc Slemko, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
- Lazarus Long
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this
look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered
other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
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