Today's quotes [5.28.14]
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"7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a
"Been there, done that"
-- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Hemant Joshi
Had every Athenina citizen been a Socrates,
every Athenian assembly would still have been a mob.
* If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
- Dave Edison
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