Today's quotes [5.27.14]
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"Whip me! Beat me! Make me light and fluffy!"
-- Ben Salmon
DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady
Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would
drink it. -- His reply
It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar
measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain
to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.
- W. C. Fields
"To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to
worry because one worries."
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