Today's quotes [5.26.14]
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It is a privilege to present to you now the distinguished
virgin of Governor's Island...
The most terrible of all intellectual weapons ever wielded by
man was the mockery of Voltaire.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
"The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for
punching out another woman in a bar fight...Quite
frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find
one beauty pageant winner who is against world peace."
- Jay Leno
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