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"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." --
       Lily Tomlin


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"I want us to be something that we can't."
"What's that?"
"A normal couple."
                        -- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"


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* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it
       is love; after marriage it is self defence.


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What's another word for Thesaurus? 

     - Steve Wright 

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"sorry, this web page is currently against our religion."
                        -- The Amish Home Page, http://down.net/amish


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