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"... powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball..."
                        -- Homer Simpson


"Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted"


"Look, buddy:  Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault."
                        -- The BOFH excuse server


"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, November 30, 1988 


"It's amazing what can get up there. People have got foot-long zucchinis
 stuck up there."
"Well that's why you use barbeque tongs..."
                        -- Andrew Rutherford, Karen


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