Today's quotes [5.22.14]
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"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
-- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)
If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of
"We're standing there pounding a dead parrot on the counter, and
the management response is to frantically swap in new counters to
see if that fixes the problem."
-- Peter Gutmann in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and,
instead of bleeding, he sings."
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."
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