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"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." 

GW Hegel.

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Don't marry someone you can live with....Marry someone you can't live 
without.
                     -- Anon -- 

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Useful Latin phrases for today :
Get a life -
   Fac ut vivas


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When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After
       school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he
       would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
       Uncle Caveman was a bear.


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ON LITERATURE
   This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
   with great force. -- Dorothy Parker


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