Today's quotes [5.21.14]
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"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."
Don't marry someone you can live with....Marry someone you can't live
-- Anon --
Useful Latin phrases for today :
Get a life -
Fac ut vivas
When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After
school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he
would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncle Caveman was a bear.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
with great force. -- Dorothy Parker
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