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Although they have tried to cover up the fact that mad cow disease
       exists the government has finally given up to public pressure
       demanding they reveal the truth, however they are still insisting
       that this fatal infection is no worse than a broken leg. No worse
       than a broken leg? I once had a broken leg and it hurt like


'Ah, well, yes, you see, one of the things that makes
folks even more jolly is knowing there're people who
ain't,' said Albert, in a matter-of-fact voice.
'That's how it goes, master.  Master?'


Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
   from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
   disinclination to do so.
   -- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See


'When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason'

Molly McGee


Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. 

    - John Peers


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