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"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."

Dennis Norden.

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"I really, really hate people."
"Me too. That's why I work tech support."
                        -- unknown


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May those who love us, love us.  And those who don't love us, may God turn
their hearts.  And if he does not turn their hearts, may he turn their
ankles so we can see them coming.

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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five
   miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where
   the hell she is.
         Ellen DeGeneris


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"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who
haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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