Today's quotes [5.18.14]
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"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."
"I really, really hate people."
"Me too. That's why I work tech support."
May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us, may God turn
their hearts. And if he does not turn their hearts, may he turn their
ankles so we can see them coming.
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five
miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where
the hell she is.
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who
haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
- Jim Harrison
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