Today's quotes [5.17.14]
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"It smells like a technicolour yawn..."
"Tastes like it too."
-- Andrew, and then me, after I sculled it
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and
all the impersonators would be dead."
- Johnny Carson
Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet.
It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light.
- Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.
You have the right to remain silent.... Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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