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"The pom utility displays the current phase of the moon.  Useful for
 selecting software completion target dates and predicting managerial
 behavior."
                        -- man 6 pom


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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
       from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their
       apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams


2. 




"I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."

     - Dean Martin 

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"As you requested, here is a schedule of all future unplanned network outages.
 I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic
 eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes."
                        -- Dilbert


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"Yes means no and no means yes.  Delete all your files? [y/n]"
                        -- Paul Tomblin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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