Today's quotes [5.15.14]
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Truth is the cry of all, but the game of the few.
Life is a great bundle of little things.
--Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde
Guns don't kill people, husbands who come
home early kill people."
-- Jimmy Kimmel
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