Today's quotes [5.14.14]
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Never say "Oops" in the operating room.
- Dr. Leo Troy
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the
temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
"Television is a medium.
a) Television is not rare.
b) Television is not well done.
-- Robert Bonomi
"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
--- Bella Abzug
"Why could you possibly be interested in the bestiality one if it doesn't
turn you on?"
"Well why are you interested in the spanking one?"
"Because it _does_ turn me on..."
-- Janet Robertson, Karen, Janet
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