Today's quotes [5.13.14]
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"I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me... in fact the last
thing he ever said... he said 'Paul, give me back my pills'..."
-- Paul McDermott, DAAS "Dead and Alive"
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've
got it made.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
- Calvin & Hobbes
"Hiroshima '45... Chernobyl '86... Windows '95..."
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women
want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show
me somebody naked."
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