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Medicine reports that it has already happened.
A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills.

-Sam Levenson 


Beer is good food. 

    - John Goodman 


"I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man
 talking nonsense not to himself."
"Or just as mad."
"Or just as mad."
"And he does both."
"So there you are."
"Stark raving sane."
                        -- Guildenstern, Rosencrantz,
                                "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"


"DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous
 system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project.  Easily
 cured by UNIX.  See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS."
                        -- David Vicker


Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven
while reciting Melville. Or maybe Brahms... 

    - Russ Suter 


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