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"Send lawyers, guns, and money - the shit has hit the fan"              
                                                        - W. Zevon

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"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
                        -- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.


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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can 
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.



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"I simply want to be rich enough to be able to hold money in the contempt
 it deserves."
                        -- fenmarel, on oz#gothic


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Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the
       mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the
       Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French,
       the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the
       Italians.


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