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Mediocrity thrives on standardization.


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History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.


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"Hi, my name's Holocaine and I'm a goth... I've been a goth for about a year
 now... some day I think today's the day, I'm going to wear bright colours
 and listen to Kylie Minogue but I just end up wearing black again. It's
 all just too hard."
                        -- me, on oz#gothic


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Confucious say: "Man who runs in front 
of car will soon get tired."

OR

"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."



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War is just another government program. 

     - Joseph Sobran 

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