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"When I find the man who wears the same gloves as I, looks like me,
has the same DNA as I, and has a history of beating his
former wife Nicole, then I will have found the real killer." 

     - O.J. Simpson 

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
       appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones


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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time."  So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.


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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?" 

Denis Leary.

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'Every day, the dog and I, we go for a tramp in the woods.
And he loves it! Mind you, the tramp is getting a bit fed up!'

Jerry Dennis


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