Today's poems [5.12.14]

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There was a young lady from Asia
Who shaved her legs with a razor
     One day she went high
     Right up past here thigh
And the gash it left would amaze ya!

"If the skirts got any shorter"
said the typist with a blush...
"There'd be two more lips to powder
and lots more hair to brush!"

If the river was made of whiskey,
And I a diving duck,
I'd swim down to the bottom,
And drink myself back up.

Sent by Amy

Mary Mary
quite contrary
bought a dildo 
lost your cherry
bought another,
freaked your mother,
now you have sex alone.

Sent by Kendall

i'm sick

       i've got a virus
       i'm sickety-sick 
       i feel like a used tissue
       ickety-ick

       my head is congested
       mucous overload
       if i blow my nose once more,
       i will explode!

       i'm whiny,i'm cranky ,
       i'm stuck in my bed 
       my face is puke green 
       and my nose is bright red!

       my eyes are all bloodshot
       my nostrils are crusting;
       this sickness has made 
               me look 
          Truly Disgusting

       i cough and i sneeze 
       spreading germs everywhere 
       my room is a health hazard-
       Visitors BEWARE!!

       being sick is no fun 
       in fact,it's a pain
       i'm told i'll get better soon!
       untill then...i'll complain 

                          by,
                          gabrielle

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